Tuesday 10 March 2009

The Mystery Woman in the Chris Brown Drama is......


HIS MANAGER!!!!



Yes, his 40 year-old manager, Tina Davis, has been named as the woman who sent him 'that' text message before Rhianna backhanded his lanky ass.

This isn't a shock to me, as there were previous rumours about the relationship between Chris Breezy and Davis a few years back. Erm, yes, these rumours were around the time he was SIXTEEN years old and she was...........OLD. Apparently, he was in 'love' with her but his mother, Joyce Hawkins, was not at all happy and wanted the whole thing to end before it got out in the media.

However, Brown and Davis denied the whole thing ever happened. I wonder what's going to happen now......if she is questioned in court, she will probably get done for statutory rape! She will probably lose her job managing the the pot of gold that is Chris Brown and humble herself listening to demos at her old Def Jam A&R job haha!

Read more on the story at MTV.com

[L-R: Davis, Brown and Tiny....I mean, Chris Brown's Mum ]



Just for the sake of it, here is a random video of some guy pretending to be Daddy Yankee prank calling Tina 'Cradle-snatching' Davis. I have a weakness for prank calls.....I haven't done one in a while actually....hmmmm...

This video is actually funny so listen to it all the way through to the end when he switches on her....

My favourite part: "Lemme talk to Usher.....F*** Chris Brown - that small time n***a", JOKES!








*I am* Hood and Laughing at Keri Hilson's stupidity.....don't EVER diss the force that is Beyonce

4 comments:

Super Noodle Rach said...

LOL shhheezz kara the tiny i mean CB mum was good line! i thought the same! and this, this...nonsense, bettr not be true! the cradle snatching groomer! he dont love her man he cant! hellooo its RHIANNA!!!!

Unknown said...

if they had a relationship 2getha, i could believe that. because Chris Brown has this thing about him when he kinda sings songs that are a bit too much for someone who hasnt really been in love, same as rhianna, but look at usher and he didnt get to that stage till later on in his 20's. this could be a valid reason for rhianna to get mad and hit him and for him to react aswell.

Kevin Lanre said...
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Kevin Lanre said...

I think I'm going to be sick!