Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts

Monday, 10 May 2010

'Eccentric' is not even the word...

If you have never seen 'Eccentric's' American Idol audition, I urge you to watch this as it really is one of the BEST(WORST) auditions I have seen on A.I. along with that black dude that said, "...all my friends say that I sound like Brian Mcknight...." [he sounded more like Brian-t Gumble].





"I have fire equalling three men..."

"....I'm an athlete, I WILL get into acting as well I WILL get into modelling....and I will get into being an author...as well as a singersongwriterrapperchoreographerproducer and...composer

"I might be blowing up as Michael Jackson...maybe bigger..."

"I got 53 songs...when people listen to it they get tears....in their eyes....because they are so brilliant-brilliantly written..."


If anyone can watch and listen to the lyrics of his song, 'Sweetest Princess', WITHOUT laughing, you are an impressive being....





PROS
The played out bandana with the little point above his eyebrows...
The pretend microphone
"...I wanna jump out and start to fly..." [Jump out of where????]
"...to comfort me when I shed tears" [soft ass fruity ass sherbert ass nucca]
"...please come around so my heart can hear your sweet sweet sound..." [so what do we use our ears for...?]
"...fly with me through clouds through worlds with bright shine..." [
"Cruising in my coupe, my mind is made up I gotta find a girl to make my breath stop who can make my worl' drop..."

YouTube Comments

"He was deported from Armenia.....for singing"
"He sings like he has a gun pointed to his head"
"I think HE is tha sweetest princess"

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Monday, 2 March 2009

You said what?!

Too much work and no play makes kara a dull boy.

LOL my friend made up a really funny name for one of our lecturers today, Ratdoll. It's funny because it's a private joke. End of. Nah I'm kidding, LOL, it's funny because its one of the most random names I have heard in a long time! Usually people will rearrange a few letters, add a few letters or something. No - my dude decides that the most offensive (but strangley superhero type) name for this person is Ratdoll??!??!? I'm still laughing about this....some crazy people I do know...


*I am* Supposed to be working and Proper BORED