Portu-gyal!!!!

I promised to update this errday but I have done no posts recently because I have been in Lisboa-boa-boa woooooooo (Lisbon, Portugal lol!). Too much fun....I am very sad to leave this place tomorrow night but the post on this holiday should be up ere sooooooooooooon mayn!!!!!!MWAH................!!!

NERD: Hey there...can you help me please...

Here's a lil of the NERD that I liked from the first album....this is off the top of my dome because I cannot remember where I put the actual CD [dahwell!].

Oh yeah some of the tracks off this album were remixed or altered weren't they......because the kicks'n'snares kept changing from acoustic to electronic.....it really annoyed me coz when I used to say that some people told me I was chattin' crap.....I wasn't though.....was I....? I'm sure 'Provider' has many faces....

The end of this video is too cheesy and it always seemed as if Pharrell was airbrushed into a Chinese dude when he's with the kids.....strange....

I love the dudes singing 'Hi-hi-high' in the background....I can't remember what band it was but I love the way their adlibs add a 70's feel to it......kinda like Chicago....

Nautical by Nature!

Last year whilst doing my usual rummage through the hell that is TK Maxx [.....I did work experience there when I was in high school - trust me.....it IS hell] I found a really nice sequin crop jumper.....then I saw the label [See by Chloe].....then I saw the price [£90]. My heart sank.......then I saw the price it used to be [something scary like £300 etc!].....I walked off home with it......was cussed by my mum and told to take it back "...cos you're not rich Kara...you've got to stop this nonsense.....".

Anywho, the first time I wore it I went to a club I had never been to. So, when I got into the venue I got a nice surprise.......THE INTERIOR decided to come dressed as me!!HAHA......

Miss Joanne [above] and Miss Rinnie [next to me below] could have given me a heads up that the wall was gonna try and upstage me.....lol!

There's a point to this post.....my friend, Rachie-Pie, told me that she saw some other losers [celebs] with MY top......



Lindsay the Lo-hoe wore it first in 2007 then her sis, Ali......BORROWED IT earlier this month.....

AND SHE WORE 'BRIDAL WHITE' SHOES WITH IT.......NOOOOOOOOO ALI NOOOOOOoOOOOoooooOO....

So.....who wore it better [and has two fingers pointing back at her face]?.....Was it this guy.....

Hahaha!

*I am* Going to Run......to the Suuuun and Proper by nature

Another day.....another dollar[less]

Me and my friend went out shopping today [Oh?....what a surprise, Kara...] and decided to go all over Camden town and West End. This is like my third time around those ends in the past few days - NOT GOOD - I'm already struggling to lower my spending....it's like throwing a rabbit in front of race dogs....they can't help but to run dammit!

Luckily, I only bought three things [I think] , an orange dress and men's shirt from Primark and some sunglasses from Aldo [whoops - forgot to take a pic of me in those.....back in a jiffy.....]

Okay my skin is overly-oily today [like most days haha] and I'm sorry if the beam from my forehead interrupts your daily routine.....

Sunglasses - £9
Shirt - £7
Dress - £5 [Bargain Bob!]

I think that I did quite well ....luckily the £70 shoes I picked up in Zara didn't leave the shop with me.......and these £35 pound Blue Suede are coming home with me very soon....

I'm so sick of the shops making blue suede shoes.....it's personal now because my penchant for soft blues and furry shoes is being abused! ABUSED! It's like these shops KNOW I like blue suede so they make the shoes in this colour or black......I've already got a pair of black suede heels.....NEXT....damn...those blue suede fringed sandals I bought - I still ain't posted em up yet have I?! My room needs sorting out tommorow so I will post those and my other bits I got last week... [I'm currently torn between watching Scrubs and the Finland entry on the Eurovision Song Contest....both are extremely funny......one, more so than the other....]

Talking about sunglasses made this song pop into my head......I love the strings and the lil dance in the beginning......even though Mark Ronson's 'Ooo Wee' rinsed the hell outta this track, it's still good.....

Random: Lady Gaga's 'PokerFace' was on the radio and that part where she goes 'p-p-p-poker face (m-m-m-more)...' made my Mum go, "Hey - she stole the adlibs from a Boney M song......don't you remember?", [as if me and her grew up back in the day haha]. Here is that Boney M track.... and at 0:50secs you will here the m-m-m-more bit....

*I am* Going off Chicken flavoured Super Noodles coz I've eaten them for too long and Proper switching to Scrubs because I can see someone is about to play an accordion on the Song Contest......

ARGH! and Music

That was freaky like stripper fridays.....I forgot I left the TV on downstairs and all of a sudden I heard some man talking.......my heart actually fainted for a second! Wow!

So my room is really disgusting right about now but I'm too busy to tidy it and my brain is clouded with mixed paths.....I dunno but I don't ......or do I....no.....okay I think I wanna do another course in Journalism to get some free money to keep me afloat or I will end up spending all my dough......I might aswell......or maybe not......I'm gonna get cussed for writing this useless rant [errrr...this isn't a rant....so what is this.....it can't be an 'idea'....that sounds to self-indulgent......rants are kinda like offloading somethin' that just has to be told or you're gonna go nuts.....this is SOOOO not that.....okay I'm sorry for my twitter-esque personal drivel...moving on swiftly...]


I heard this song the other day and I'm very sure there was a remix that I really liked....I can't remember/find it.....but dahwell! The song is depressingly catchy - I think the remix was either Jungle/Trance/Some other crazy 90's type genre.......if anyone has it, please send it!!!!!

I love this remix.......such a good linkage......I'll probably post this again in the near future coz I love it that much!

Okay - random music vid - but this video makes me laugh....I dunno why but I have a weird reaction to certain things are not supposed to be funny [tap dancers are hilarious....especially really old male tappers...too funny!]. I instantly laughed at this video but it's not supposed to be 'haha' funny....I recognise that it's a 'smile/not actually funny'.....but I can't help ma body now can I!

*I am* Fairy Liquid washing up movements before my Mum goes nuts on my lazy ass and Proper

Minnie Hood Mouse

I will post the rest of the night at my end of Uni jam later but I gotta get ready to brave the horrible sounds of kids coming back from school and the heat of the transport to my work meeting .....wish me luck......


*I am* Hood and Minnie Mouse Ears [that do not show up properly in my pics ;( ha!]

Victory!

Okay, I am officially happy!!! Wooo!!!! I finally got my blue suede Unique shoes!!!I posted about 'em a while back!!!! First, I got the 'Essex girl' white snakeskin pair coz they didn't have the blue pair and I needed a backup......

...then I phoned a few Topshop stores and found the blue pair......even though I really want the new green pair now....lol! I dunno if I'm making sense cos I'm typing and talking on the phone about all the gossip from my end of Uni ball/rave etc whateva they called it.....I got loadsa pics to post up from that night of madness with ma uni peeps....soon come....I'm proper tryna multi-task at the moment but it's floppin'......Okay I'm off the phone now....here are some photos...

I got some more blue suede shoes last week.....some fringed sandals.....I can't find 'em right now cos it's under a heap of other clothes I bought.....I went a lil mad last week.....so mad that I left one of my shoes somewhere in London....either in a shopping centre or on the tube.....I can't remember :(......it was these shoes......

but.....as bad as it sounds.....I'm going to buy them again [I KNOW I'M NOT RICH BUT THEY ARE TOO NICE MAN!] anyways just in case the 'Lost and Found' dudes of the London Underground or Westfield shopping centre don't have my sick-ass shoes, I'm buying 'em.......by hook or crook....I might enlist the help of the new and improved thugged out MJ to rob a pair for me ahahaha [I don't encourage crimes of any sort guys.....honesty brings prosperity...]

Ed Hardy disease is spreading quicker than Babe[the pig]Flu

Michael Jackson is playing right now on the radio [Jackson 5 to be precise] and it reminded me of how fun my life is going to be from now on [I'm gonna say that in every post because I'm so happy uni is dun-dada!]. I will post it in here somehow....I'm trying to find a cuter way to put it in here rather than a big ol' youtube vid that will take up bare room so bare with my lateness on the technical tip. Yeah, so this pic of MJ was the only thing that brought a smile to my sadclown face during my deadline weeks........

MICHAEL JACKSON WEARING ED HARDY!!

This pic is soooo jokes on soooooo many levels:

1. You know how MJ always wanted to be 'Bad' [even though he rocked the lil S-curl and Revlon ColourStay lipstick harder than Little Richard] for some reason it was not very convincing was it......

Nah!
But after a lil photoshop [ahem *Microsoft Paint*] reworking..........this looks better right.......

The opening skit on this re-release should have Mike screamin' a few threats with the words [BAD MAN] echoing in between each sentence:

"Gyyyyeeeeaaaaaaa*JEEZY VOICE*Are you nuts cuzzy? Man-a-man's bad out 'ere [BAD MAN]....man's thriller - NOT trilla - Thriller bruv....dats da new one for '09 innit [BAD MAN]........I'll bang any man who try say man is not Dangerous....man's dangerous....smooth like criminal....[BAD MAN] I'll bang any man who brings up dat bankruptcy bizness no lie....true stories...."

[I always go too far don't I....]

2. The other thing I love is that MJ seems to have captured his hood essence and clasped it, menacingly, between his palms in true mandem style.......

3. The whole doo-rag under the cap thing has been remixed with his Hijab and trilby.....weird

4. He looks like he's about to rob me

5. This comment by another blogger sums this up nicely:
"...only Mike can wear an Ed Hardy jacket, security guard pants, church shoes and get away with it..."

Helllooooo.....is it me you're looking forrrrrrr.....

If you accidentally clicked my link on someone elses more updated and jam-packed blog....don't leave just yet....I have something really important to tell you.....

if you stand up and rub your face with vaseline facing the TV three times and 'favourite' my blog you won't die tonight....send this to all of your friends if you value their lives....you do value their lives don't you..?

[....im playin.....here's the serious news...]


I'VE FINISHED UNIVERSITY...not for summer...FOR GOOOOOD!!!!!!


Three years of fun and two weeks of complete and utter strife......[aka three years of sleeping instead of being in lectures...three years of friends and frivolous frolics...two weeks of cramming/shaking from naseau/breakdowns/depression/migraines/regrets/convos with stupidos/major bible reading]

My life looked like this for most of those horrid two weeks....beards and books.....beards and boooks .....BEARRRDSS AND BOOOOOOOOOKS.....four hours sleep......BOOOKS AND BEAAAARDS

All in all I prayed and prayed to be in a happy place......and now I am, I am back! I hate bringing people down so I always hide from fam/friends for a hot minute to sort my head out blah blah....all in all, I learnt nothing in Uni but I did learn something VERY important about myself......I even had dreams about this key thing months before my deadline....so it definitely freaked me out and I'm def gonna change....trust me!!!

Ok......loads has happened....I might blog bout it randomly without any regards for time and chronological blog flow [lol]....so bare with me!

I'm watching the Hills so I'm not actually focused.......ARGH Spencer needs a good fly-kick in his stupid mug lol! I really can't understand him......he is sooooooo insecure it's frightn[whoops I forgot how to spell that word for a sec haha].....frightening.

I'm waiting for rachie-pie to send me some pics from the last few days so I can steal them for new posts.....shameless...AND WHAT??!! SAY SOMEFIN INNIT!! lol....yeeaaaaa so I'm gonna do a few posts in a bit....I'm just catching up on some TV n that.....

I just saw this video.....kinda scary......I went out last night [crazy stuff happened...but I won't embarass my peeps tho!] yeah so one of us started making up a dance for Swine Flu.....we laughed it off and I was like: "...I won't be surprised if someone makes a 'skank' video like this...."


By jove...they have done it again....you funky people are really milking this ain't you.....

*I am soooooooo TIRED and Proper