Sunday 19 April 2009

Maybe if I lie very still, I'll be able to hear the security code on his Mastercard....

Kara: Okay kids, what's....unnatural, staged, exploitive, very bait and one big ole marketing ploy....?

Kids: Errm...Kanye West AND AMBER ROSE!?!

Kara: Yes but try again...

Kids: Amber Rose's bum bum?

Kara: Ooooh you're getting warmer...

Kids: Kanye's new advert WITH AMBER ROSE and her bum bum!!?!?

Teddy Riley: Yup, yup...


I mean c'mon....this is just a joke...she's a dyke on a bike and you're on her like a gayfish on a dish...this nursery rhyme is soooo boring even Amber fell asleep in your lap!! If I was crude I would say her falling asleep in your lap is symbollic....but hey! And you're oh-so concerned with zoolander-pouting ya don't even notice her horrible body language...tree-esque....and that grip you have on her arm probably reminds her of the grip she has on your dough while she dreams.....pointless rant over...and yet again more exposure for the LV Don.... what was this about, again....Oh yeah...his LV kickzzzzzzz..ZZZZzzzzzzz.....

*I am* Hood and Proper

6 comments:

Unknown said...

the lv kick..that you can't even tell is a lv kick!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah u know the focus is all on Amber's bum!!!

Super Noodle Rach said...

ambers bumbum was my 1st thought when i saw this crap. no way weezy it dnt wrk. like frigging tan line and shit!!love the rant!

Rebecca said...

haha such good points, and that photo looks so uncomptable xx

Thealexander said...

LV release a statement saying how these arent their actual promo shots b/c they don't do nudity on their campaigns...in other words, we don't have naked video-vixens, thank you yeezy lol

Kara Sudoku-Mishap/Hood and Proper said...

lol@evry1s comments!i can see that you guys are all on the same page as me! Such loserish behaviour from Amber and Yeezy...tut tut...