Ed Hardy disease is spreading quicker than Babe[the pig]Flu

Michael Jackson is playing right now on the radio [Jackson 5 to be precise] and it reminded me of how fun my life is going to be from now on [I'm gonna say that in every post because I'm so happy uni is dun-dada!]. I will post it in here somehow....I'm trying to find a cuter way to put it in here rather than a big ol' youtube vid that will take up bare room so bare with my lateness on the technical tip. Yeah, so this pic of MJ was the only thing that brought a smile to my sadclown face during my deadline weeks........

MICHAEL JACKSON WEARING ED HARDY!!

This pic is soooo jokes on soooooo many levels:

1. You know how MJ always wanted to be 'Bad' [even though he rocked the lil S-curl and Revlon ColourStay lipstick harder than Little Richard] for some reason it was not very convincing was it......

Nah!
But after a lil photoshop [ahem *Microsoft Paint*] reworking..........this looks better right.......

The opening skit on this re-release should have Mike screamin' a few threats with the words [BAD MAN] echoing in between each sentence:

"Gyyyyeeeeaaaaaaa*JEEZY VOICE*Are you nuts cuzzy? Man-a-man's bad out 'ere [BAD MAN]....man's thriller - NOT trilla - Thriller bruv....dats da new one for '09 innit [BAD MAN]........I'll bang any man who try say man is not Dangerous....man's dangerous....smooth like criminal....[BAD MAN] I'll bang any man who brings up dat bankruptcy bizness no lie....true stories...."

[I always go too far don't I....]

2. The other thing I love is that MJ seems to have captured his hood essence and clasped it, menacingly, between his palms in true mandem style.......

3. The whole doo-rag under the cap thing has been remixed with his Hijab and trilby.....weird

4. He looks like he's about to rob me

5. This comment by another blogger sums this up nicely:
"...only Mike can wear an Ed Hardy jacket, security guard pants, church shoes and get away with it..."

Helllooooo.....is it me you're looking forrrrrrr.....

If you accidentally clicked my link on someone elses more updated and jam-packed blog....don't leave just yet....I have something really important to tell you.....

if you stand up and rub your face with vaseline facing the TV three times and 'favourite' my blog you won't die tonight....send this to all of your friends if you value their lives....you do value their lives don't you..?

[....im playin.....here's the serious news...]


I'VE FINISHED UNIVERSITY...not for summer...FOR GOOOOOD!!!!!!


Three years of fun and two weeks of complete and utter strife......[aka three years of sleeping instead of being in lectures...three years of friends and frivolous frolics...two weeks of cramming/shaking from naseau/breakdowns/depression/migraines/regrets/convos with stupidos/major bible reading]

My life looked like this for most of those horrid two weeks....beards and books.....beards and boooks .....BEARRRDSS AND BOOOOOOOOOKS.....four hours sleep......BOOOKS AND BEAAAARDS

All in all I prayed and prayed to be in a happy place......and now I am, I am back! I hate bringing people down so I always hide from fam/friends for a hot minute to sort my head out blah blah....all in all, I learnt nothing in Uni but I did learn something VERY important about myself......I even had dreams about this key thing months before my deadline....so it definitely freaked me out and I'm def gonna change....trust me!!!

Ok......loads has happened....I might blog bout it randomly without any regards for time and chronological blog flow [lol]....so bare with me!

I'm watching the Hills so I'm not actually focused.......ARGH Spencer needs a good fly-kick in his stupid mug lol! I really can't understand him......he is sooooooo insecure it's frightn[whoops I forgot how to spell that word for a sec haha].....frightening.

I'm waiting for rachie-pie to send me some pics from the last few days so I can steal them for new posts.....shameless...AND WHAT??!! SAY SOMEFIN INNIT!! lol....yeeaaaaa so I'm gonna do a few posts in a bit....I'm just catching up on some TV n that.....

I just saw this video.....kinda scary......I went out last night [crazy stuff happened...but I won't embarass my peeps tho!] yeah so one of us started making up a dance for Swine Flu.....we laughed it off and I was like: "...I won't be surprised if someone makes a 'skank' video like this...."


By jove...they have done it again....you funky people are really milking this ain't you.....

*I am soooooooo TIRED and Proper

Maybe if I lie very still, I'll be able to hear the security code on his Mastercard....

Kara: Okay kids, what's....unnatural, staged, exploitive, very bait and one big ole marketing ploy....?

Kids: Errm...Kanye West AND AMBER ROSE!?!

Kara: Yes but try again...

Kids: Amber Rose's bum bum?

Kara: Ooooh you're getting warmer...

Kids: Kanye's new advert WITH AMBER ROSE and her bum bum!!?!?

Teddy Riley: Yup, yup...


I mean c'mon....this is just a joke...she's a dyke on a bike and you're on her like a gayfish on a dish...this nursery rhyme is soooo boring even Amber fell asleep in your lap!! If I was crude I would say her falling asleep in your lap is symbollic....but hey! And you're oh-so concerned with zoolander-pouting ya don't even notice her horrible body language...tree-esque....and that grip you have on her arm probably reminds her of the grip she has on your dough while she dreams.....pointless rant over...and yet again more exposure for the LV Don.... what was this about, again....Oh yeah...his LV kickzzzzzzz..ZZZZzzzzzzz.....

*I am* Hood and Proper

Richie x GaGa + BlackBook Cover

Well, well, well.....someone is looking kinda hot still!!! I have to admit even though she is swagga-jackin' Bee and Gaga in this shoot, this is the only time I have liked how Nicole Richie looks haha......shame she still aint had some o' that rice'n'chicken. My mum would fatten her up like Christmas turkey in one night if she ever came round looking like she just tore a drip right outta her arm.....

I'm off to souf and I am very tired from all the work I have been bangin' out....

Good Friday dinner at 11.30pm ...here I come!!!

*I am* Hood and Proper gonna knock that guy out when I see him.....loserrrrr lol!

Lord, please keep me strong!

This is old stuff but I'm posting it still-ios!

Cheap jacket for a fiver ['I got it for cheap']

Cheap material for under a fiver ['I got it for cheap']

Me happy cos I got stuff for cheap etc etc

I have already expressed my addiction to buying things and it's not a good one. I don't look at my bank statements either...they just stack up....each envelope half opened and half closed to show that 'I've tried'. I haven't. I just rely on the student loan to keep me afloat!

I'm doing well though...didn't buy anything in the past five days. I'm praying I keep strong - I haven't eaten chocolate either since Lent started!!!! HOW SICK AM I!lol!

[My face looked like Jason X...and it's long for photo retakes!]

I was really annoyed the other day because of the lack of people writing about Lady Gaga's subliminal messages through her crazy music so I did some proper research [ meaning: I clicked on the second page of google's serach results...]and found something!

Alas! Someone feels me! I will not post the blog because:

1 - It's a little TOO paranoid about the subjects of conspiracy/mind control/illuminati/free masons etc so in effect they end up controlling your way of thinking as you read the blog more.....

2 - I don't want people looking for such issues to end up linking back to my blog because all that stuff is toooooo dodgy!

3 - The blog's tendency to go overboard with its analysis may put you off the idea that we are being controlled as some of the points will seem 'ridiculous'.

What I do like about the blog is that they go in depth....REAL deep into the core of their subjects which shows a genuine passion. Their analysis on Lady Gaga was very interesting. I'm sure we all know what 'Poker Face' is about.....before Kid Cudi I knew very well what she was on about! However, it goes a little deeper than that line.......she ain't a dummy, trust me.

If you think her abstract dress sense is contrived, you are slightly right.....but if you think that of her persona...WRONG.....try using the 'constructed'....she probably reads a lot more than the amount of time she may insinuate that she gets poked. Either that or she sleeps in a lab.

I'm sorry for my ranting and no telling but I'm supposed to be working! I just had the urge to say this! I know it was all filler but I'm so sick of people like Lady Gaga trying to be 'smart'. You make catchy songs and are interesting to look at but you are not going to be the next Madonna...no one can be that desperate! Not even you, Gaga!

*I am* Hood and Proper on watching Scrubs

Shoots Willis and Leaves

"You just couldn't keep away could ya......you just had to sign in...."

Yes. I signed in. No. I couldn't keep away. And yes, I am ashamed of it [haha!].

Okay so I could keep this blog updated with funk-that sweet-that hood proper -gushy stuff cos at present my work consists of reading books about Hip Hop and Pop culture. I keep finidng out loadsa really interesting things but I will post these at the end of the month or I will never [ARGGHHHHH my eyes just saw the time......aww damn...i was only supposed to browse the net for a bit not an HOUR and a bit....curse my- erm no - how dare my wondering thoughts try and curse my eyes....stupid subconscious audible thoughts] yea .....[ermmm I will never...] leave uni if I don't try and cram/study for the next few weeks.

I confessed to a friend that as well writing journalistically [istically x 100]I wanted to write....academically [SHOCK HORROR] after reading these music/pop culture/karl marx books because I always feel the urge to blab on too much.....[as you can tell]....and you can't really blab in journalism. People get bored - no one hires you - you're boring. BUUUUUUT - when you write your own books n that so what if someone gets bored....you released a damn book didn't ya! You get instant credit AND cos no one hires ya... no one fires ya! SCORE! I'm sure there are some Marxist theories that no gives a damn about cos its so dry...but he probably knew this so he spent bare time writing crap for us losers [those at the Frankfurt school got patience!!] to sift through.....I likes that theory.....write bare crap then when you die someone will make your work better than it was.....this doesn't apply to rap music. Yes - everything I just said was a bunch of nonsense....I just miss writing on here and wanted to abuse this right.

OMGOSH - I have just finished writing a page of my dissertation on how New Kids On The Block RIPPED off black music [NKOTB - I still love you guys!!! I'm just writing bad stuff bout you cos I want a higher mark on my musical thesis!!] anywho.... whilst I read up about them I stumbled across this.....

Donnie Wahlberg has been in a lot of films, because he always randomly pops up somewhere and Ihave to rub my eyes and ask 'Why is Mark Wahlberg looking so OLD'.

Anyways.....this is gonna shock you but.....[drum solo from Travis Barker...drool]....DONNIE WAHLBERG PLAYED THAT CRAZY GUY IN SIXTH SENSE!!!!!!!
I'm still in shock......he is a VERY good actor.....all those roles Marky Mark gets should be given to the better Wahlberg.......

HEEEEEERES DONNIE!

Don't tell me I'm wrong because the film credits do say that the guy above is Donnie 'uh-oh oooo-oh , THE RIGHT STUFF!' Wahlberg

*I am* Contemplating kites and Proper....[I would never do that by the way :0) smiley face with a clown nose is much betta]

Where's that any Wally called Kara?

I have way too much work at the moment but all will be well....April 3oth 4.30pm is when my exciting life begins! SOOOOOOOO much has happened since my last post with the random photograph but I will update whoever is reading this at a later date.

For the moment I will leave you with the menacing picture below...Where's Wally was fun but at times it used to really freak me out! For example, this picture is called 'Department Store'.......I like to shop but this is just a complete and utter Nightmare on Oxford Street type bizness!!! NAH BRUV!

[Click the picture to enlarge]

Anyway, I'm back to being Maya Arulpragasam....go figure skating....

*I am* Hood and BOOM BOOM POW!



Oh, and how sick is Fergie's verse on the new Black Eyed Peas track???!!!!! I will post my thoughts on that later!

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Crayola will be MINE!

I'm stressed. I have too many essays to complete in the last four weeks of my prison sentence.

Uni is bad. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

I'm typing this while my brother considers whether he should pick the blue pencil over the burgundy one.

I watch him colour in his Power Rangers characters. He holds the picture up, 'hmmm', more contemplating.

The pencil is now down to the last grain and my hairs stand on end due to the horrible sound it makes.

I love watching my brother stress over keeping every pencil stroke within the lines. I used to be the same.

Picking the right colour for the saber is his biggest stress right now. Right now I would gladly trade in my essays for a colouring book. If only he knew that those 'fun times' running, aimlessly, in the playground will soon be a distant memory ......he'd probably use those crayola's for firewood.

That's it. I'm getting a colouring book.

I wanna blog like crazy but I can't because of my work. Just four weeks and I shall be all over this like flies on dog crap. Amber on Kanye. Or Christina Milian on....whoever. [Note: I love Ms. Milian - she's so cute!]

And someone asked me why I'm not blogging as much as I did before. Let's be real, I'm not friggin Kanye he may have the status to employ a team of ghostbloggers. I don't.

*I am* ......Huh! Oh and Proper

I like silly...sometimes silly is good

I'm watching TV AND trying to do work [not a good combo right?] so my lengthy post about the past few days is on hold [as usual].

I saw this video and it cracked me up. Simple as [no time for my usual critique]

Put the issue of domestic abuse aside....most comedians joke about very sensitive issues that are offensive so please take that into consideration.

Domestic abuse = Bad

Silly parodies = Good

RIHANNA gets REVENGE on Chris Brown and BEATS HIS ASS!!!!!

Insight to Inspire

I am supposed to be doing my work so I cannot do a proper post but I wanted to remind forgetful-self on here for visual effect.
We had to talk about a photographer and their work today in my photojournalism class [I found that out just before I arrived to the lecture.....late as usual....and without any work] however, I wasn't the only one because two people contributed out of the whole class. A few awkward silences later, a supposedly cute photo of a baby with multiple menacing dolls that look like something out of Chuckie's OWN nightmares are being shone in our faces......so I close my eyes out of fear...then close 'em longer out of boredom/the desire to picture myself at the beach.....

So the only eager one who did the homework decides to subject us to yet another painfully, depressing photo-story. This photo-story shows every step of [....actually I cannot remember the photographer's name] mother AND father dying of cancer. Literally, dying. He took photos of EVERYTHING!!! Even when the couple found out one of them had cancer - he had taken photos of them crying and hugging each other. I found this brave,yet exploitive documentation of such a private event ZZZzzzzzz......I fell into a daysleep....blinked and saw that the dude also took photos of when his mother and father died on their hospital beds. Mouths open, tubes sticking out of them, with their eyes open and no concern of their camera-toting son. This was tooo sad to watch as I'm already sad enough as it is in uni!

Suddenly a flash of this MJ-esque pose brightened up my day.....and kept my eyes from crossing paths. I won't say much now but I shall post more on the wonder behind this photograph in a hot minute [month].



*I am* SOOOOOOO TIREDDDDD and Proper

New Shoes!

Two months back, I bought a pair of magenta suede shoes from New Look for a friend's birthday but whilst putting them into a gift box, I started to realise I was never going to hold them again. They weren't my shoes.

As I sat and watched the shoes being unwrapped, everyone at the table groaned, "Awwww - those are so nice! I'd definitley rock those!". I totally agreed and had a brain chat.....'Yes I would rock those too....but they were the last pair in the shop I got them from....now I've missed my chance....'.

So the next week, every New Look in London got a visit from me and I frantically searched online. I was also told there was a blue pair.....A BLUE PAIR!!!!! Now I am obsessed with blue suede so I was even more upset.

Fast forward to this week, my friend who goes to uni in a far away land outside of London [and always keeps her eyes open for things I want] FOUND THE MAGENTA SHOES!!!!! I couldn't believe it....my size was the last pair.....then she told me they even had the blue pair!!!!!AND - wait for it...they were in the SALE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

She asked which colour I wanted and a mental reminder of the past two weeks popped up: two new shoes, a new pair of kicks, earrings, a t-shirt, restaurant bills, library fines, unpaid rent....'Hmmm, which ones should I have......[cue photos of me in pyjama bottoms....]

...BOTH, please!'

*I am* Angry I didn't do any work today and Proper

Wasted: Why do I always break stuff? Good stuff!

Everytime I go out, I dance.....and me and my dudes dance HARD-D! Trust Me!

So hard that I keep breaking my damn earrings!!!! Literally, I'll be like 'THAT'S MY SONG!' and with one flick of my hair - a earring will go flying. I'm just surprised that I always find them....but then they do say: 'If you love someone[my earrings], let them go and if it's meant to be, they will come back.....I dunno if that was correct but it makes sense to me!

First up, the Valentines Day massacre......

My vintage Chanel [fake but still vintage] earrings flew off whilst I was skanking out on the dancefloor on Valentines day@ Work It [this was the same night I nearly lost my Mum's vintage brooch!]. Me being toooo excited about the song and all pocket-less in my all-in-one bodysuit, I decided to put them in my plimsolls. Big mistake.

By the end of the night, they were not as gold as they used to be, a few little diamante's fell out....oh and the clasps had snapped of the back of both of them to finish 'em off real good! But, I'm gonna fix these soon because I love them, dearly.

The above photo, from a previous post, was not me trying to be quirky.....my hands are covering my Chanel-less ears because I HATE taking photos without earrings!!! I shall remix Sisqo's 'Incomplete' for this one...

"Without earrings, my face is incompleeeeeeete...."

Oh and is doesn't stop there....here are some more gold earrings broken/separated/turned silver after one wear.....

• 
  
  The shell earrings at the top are supposed to be attached to the rope buttons....


• 
  
  The Egyptian ones on the left below the Chanel's were gold and turned silver after 5hours of dancing....


• 
  
  I think my heart diamond got...actually NO...it wasn't because I was dancing! I'm sure I broke them when I tipped over the jewellery stand from my shelf and it smashed all over the floor! [scatty loser]


• 
  
  The rope hoops flew off whilst I was doing the Single Ladies dance at a party....I had an audience haha so when it flew off I was like "whatever"! Beyonce dropped down a flight of stairs head first so why should an earring stop me huh?

I really miss the heart diamond ones though......*wipes tear*

*I am* Hood and Shimmy Shimmy YA

YouTube Flash: Beyonce 'Videophone' Dance

Apparently, some of the dancers in this video are from Beyonce's tour so it's not just any old dancers on road. I thought it was a well made fan video but obviously Bee's dancers must really like this song to do a unofficial video for it!

Oh and AMBER ROSE makes an appearance in shades, a tutu and those red leggings, again!

Enjoy...

*I am* Not so fierce and Proper

The Mystery Woman in the Chris Brown Drama is......

HIS MANAGER!!!!

Yes, his 40 year-old manager, Tina Davis, has been named as the woman who sent him 'that' text message before Rhianna backhanded his lanky ass.

This isn't a shock to me, as there were previous rumours about the relationship between Chris Breezy and Davis a few years back. Erm, yes, these rumours were around the time he was SIXTEEN years old and she was...........OLD. Apparently, he was in 'love' with her but his mother, Joyce Hawkins, was not at all happy and wanted the whole thing to end before it got out in the media.

However, Brown and Davis denied the whole thing ever happened. I wonder what's going to happen now......if she is questioned in court, she will probably get done for statutory rape! She will probably lose her job managing the the pot of gold that is Chris Brown and humble herself listening to demos at her old Def Jam A&R job haha!

Read more on the story at MTV.com

[L-R: Davis, Brown and Tiny....I mean, Chris Brown's Mum ]

Just for the sake of it, here is a random video of some guy pretending to be Daddy Yankee prank calling Tina 'Cradle-snatching' Davis. I have a weakness for prank calls.....I haven't done one in a while actually....hmmmm...

This video is actually funny so listen to it all the way through to the end when he switches on her....

My favourite part: "Lemme talk to Usher.....F*** Chris Brown - that small time n***a", JOKES!

*I am* Hood and Laughing at Keri Hilson's stupidity.....don't EVER diss the force that is Beyonce

Kara invented the REMIX: Lady KarKar

Whilst I eat more food during this tumultuous time of dissertations and essays I have been subjected to Lady Gaga 'Just Dance' on repeat because of some girly-wirly girl on campus. Oh and someone used some of my milk .....and some of my spoons have gone missing - thieving campus dudes!!!

I am a cereal fanatic so this annoys me the most: There are always approx. EIGHT BOXES of cereal in my room as I live on cereals!

Anyways, I thought this was a good representation of my current state....

Lady KarKar 'Just Eat' Lyrics

[Verse]

I've had a little bit too much, much,

All of my essays have built up (have built up now),

How do I spell my name, can't find notes for essays,

Where are my spoons, they took my milk, milk,

What's....go....ing on in the world,

(I don't remember be-cause I'm stressed by my journalist course),

Keep it cool - that's what Mum always says,

(But when I'm a-lone I heard junk food telling me),

[Chorus]

JUST EAT!

U gotta be on K - to go uni!

JUST EAT!

Send that pasta baby and those donuts!

JUST EAT!

Gonna be okay....just just

JUST EAT

EAT

EAT

JUST-Just-EAT!

*I am* Watching Eastenders online and Proper

She tried to play me, I got all crazy and things just wasn't the same: Sentence-Word

Someone's auntie tried to boy me today!...Actually, she DID boy me! [for those who don't know 'to boy, is to disrespect' ;)]

As I proceeded to drag myself to the till point with some trainers, a swimming costume and a weird polo dress, something familiar caught my eye.....someone's auntie had picked up these brilliantly-trashy Moschino leggings I wanted!!!

So I said: "HEY - those are the leggings iiiiii wanted!" [obviously]


I stalked nearby, as you do, and watched her movements.

She look at them like,*African Voice* 'Hmmm okay....maybe these will be okay for me I'm not sure...'. [You know that face your auntie does, kinda like a fish or Ciara's dancing mouth, when she's checking out whether the real leather Fendi bag in that 'Asian man shop' is actually real....yes - because they would really sell Fendi in the 'Asian man shop'].

So these leggings are now being abusively, stretched to see if there is enough give for her auntie-legs and I'm like, "Okay this is getting too ridiculous now - she obviously does want them that much if she's pondering and stretching!"


Anyway, ignoring my shyness, I decided to SWOOP down on her like a security guard and blurted out:

"Excuse-me-are-you-buying-those-for-definite-cos-I-want-em."

If done right, it should sound like one word, 'sentence-word', here's why:

• Because it's all one word the urgency sounds intimidating your voice should be as sweet as candy


• The multi function of the 'sentence-word' means they can't get a word in edge ways and you will sound a lil crazy so it gives the impression that if they say 'oh but I really want it', you won't let it go and probably start crying whilst, slyly, taking refuge in the left leg of the leggings to wipe away the tears....


• Sentence-word all sounds more like a statement so the person usually gets confused, as to how someone could be so brass and step into their personal shopping space


• Whilst the brassiness of the opening line marinates the person's mind will wonder 'what shall I say that will make me sound non-bitchy/empathetic/genuine


• As they think about this answer they kinda forget why they wanted the item in the first place - NOW YOU'VE GOT 'EM WHERE YOU WANT 'EM!


• The person will start to feel a slight guilt for holding something that now means nothing to them because they have no valid reason for wanting to steal the retail joy from your heart. YES that is what they are now doing...they are STEALING what is rightfully yours!


• Now, as they give you a measly, indefinite answer to test whether you will leave them be, stare intensely in their eyes as if you are the human lie detector....
  
• It usually gets easier from here....they WILL hand over YOUR goods...muahaha...like taking candy from a-

Auntie: "Oh no sorry - I'm buying deesss one"

Me: "But I really want it!?" [alternate plan : Do sad-shocked face]

Auntie: "Hmph - [she does the auntie laugh where they shake off how much you want something - like when you wanted to go to that party...and they don't care who's 'child is going cos you're not GOING!]

Me: "I really do though so if you're not buying it-"

Auntie: "If I see another one [she reverses her trolley away from me] I will let you know."

Me: "Erm?!?" [I look at my friend , confused as to why auntie has walked off when I have finished what I planned to start]

Auntie: "Oh look - anoda one!"

Me: "Awww thanks!" [auntie hands over the new one she found and I continue to thank her...]

Auntie:"No - wait - is that one I gave you too small?

Me: "Huh? [auntie then takes the new one she found from my hands and throws me the one from her shopping trolley - I look at the label ] This is a size 8....[I look at the label again] So what's the one you have?

Auntie: "This is....TEN" [she tries to move swiftly from me, again!]

Me: What! [my friend laughs at me as we both realise that auntie tricked me because she saw that the new one she found and gave to me was bigger!]
Auntie: "But you are young - you got young body [she stretches the leggings with force] this is much better for you [she looks over her shoulder to reverse away from me] its much better..."

Me: "But-"

Auntie: "Ohhh alright! You wait - here - if it doesn't fit - you can have deess one okay?"

Me: "Okay....."

So she boyed me again whilst she shopped for another 15mins whilst I innocently, followed her and tried to shout out 'look at this bargain!' here and there, hoping she would see something in my hands that she liked....that didn't work. I ended up hanging around the changing rooms screwfaced: "THIS IS LONGGGGG! Why is she acting like she's trying dem on? She's got like FIFTY auntie-type clothes she's trying on and my 'young body' leggings....she's only doing this cos she can see that I wanted em!!! She's probably going to wear them for 'yam and plantain' shopping! Why is she BOYING MEEEEE! I'm soooooo-
Auntie: "HEY - You! Here take it!"[standing at the entrance of the changing rooms, with her top halfway on, she hands me the leggings and customers look confused as to why I would want what auntie has]

Trashflash:

The Moral: Sentence- word mate, sentence-word. Never fails.

By the way, I'm sorry my photos always look budget. The uni surroundings are dead and I initially took this to send to a friend as a text message haha! It looks better on the left but hey!

I got this jumper too....and the black bag hanging in the back trying to get some of my attention....I plan to pay off uni fines this week so I don't have no mo' cashmoney woes!

*I am* Hood and Laughing at my superhero/cliched poses

First Joaquin, now John...hmmm...

With people like Joaquin Phoenix jumping on the Hip Hop train, you could say that rap is free for all to board. No tickets are needed, just the courage to board the train. One person who kinda has a ticket, and isn't using it, is John Mayer. John Mayer - the singer....the dude who keeps dumping Jennifer Aniston and taking her back...no? Well, he wins Grammys and makes 'easy listening' hits so I'm sure he doesn't know who your ass is either! Anyways, he's a funny guy. Oh and if you haven't seen this video of him working in the studio with Kanye West, you're three years late as to why he has this imaginary hip hop boarding pass.

Today, whilst frequenting that MyTube I came across this video of him making a beat on an MPC and acting silly whilst kinda taking the biscuit out of Kanye's style, in a nice way. Either way, the beat sounds alright to me so I wouldn't mind if he did a 'Phoenix'. I'm sure Kanye would back it too!

P.S. ....It seems he is using the exact MPC I have..just thought I'd mention that....haha

*I am* Hood and Pourin' a 40 fo' B.I.G

Shook One: Facebook Conspiracy

No lies I tell. Truth and nothing but. A minute ago, the security check on facebook read:

'More Ridgeley'

[No, thanks.]

Hmmm....wonder if I like George more? Do I type 'More George'??? Either way, I was violently FORCED to type in each letter, accordingly, just so I could post my damn link. Facebook is getting a bit too political now ain't it?

.....goodnight/good morning/good life *)



*I am* Church Claps and Proper chillin' chow.....

Diss my Dissertation

Apparently, when people are doing essays their breaks consist of walking away from the computer for a second to get a snack, to go to the toilet blah blah....

When I take breaks, it consists of walking away from my laptop....and repeating the same actions towards the tube station, preferably backwards for added effect of total nonchalance as to who I bump into....much like The Verve video but better....

[I stole these pics off my friends as my camera is lost somewhere...or I just can't be bothered to look harder haha!]

Wednesday, March 5th : A friend's 21st meal

Kara's Brain: "Hmm....where's the pound saver menu???"

"E3 L-O-N TIGER TIGER"

Hide stuff under tables and smile*private joke that is funnier than my dry captions*

The 21st hottie and the girls[dem]!

March 6th 'Ghana Independence' THURSDAY: 'Shopping' and dilly dallying in LDN

Hello Kitty x MAC Launch @ Selfridges...or Harrods....obviously, I weren't bothered where I was - I just wanted to get away from my laptop

Kara's Brain: "Hmmm... maybe if I get the angle right I think I should be able to land head first on the Hello Kitty x Mac stand....."

Hood and Proper x The Sweet and Colourful World of Me x Leopard Print and Lace

I remixed BlackStreet especially for this dude defacing the Hello Kitty brand: 'I like the way you work it - NO DIGNITY!" We all need to put food on our table somehow but DAMN!

The horse whisperer and biatch kassidy

My moustache brings all the boys to the yard!!

The Boneyard scene in the Lion King is a little further to the back of this pic

So that was my break - looks better than that boring leg stretch I usually do! I won't do it again though, too risky...I might just leave uni for good!

Oh and yes - it was Ghana 52nd Independence day on March 6th.....I completely forgot due to my essay stress and forgot to wear something in homage to my homies....so I'ma wear a kente hairclip tomorrow ...if I'm in the mood for hair sticking to my forehead under the spotlights at work!

And after the Ghana Ind. hype at Stratford Rex years ago [where my Mum made me a lovely dress amongst other big preparations and all my friends and family didn't get in but some Nigerian boys from uni did] I shall NEVER go to one ever in the UK. A HUGE HYPE! I will celebrate it IN Ghana from now on!!WOOOO!!!

*I am* Switching Celebrity Deathmatch off cos it's so dry and Proper