Before They Were Famous: Chris Brown 'Whose Girl Is That'!?!?

Chris Brown has really come a long way from this video. And gone a few hundred steps back via a certain situation.

This video is sooooooooo 90's but I couldn't help but laugh at his long-ass arms, hand me down clothes and his dancing....just watch the video...

• The worst scripted intro ever
• Lot 29
• A basketball court
• Cinema
• The "breakdown" to showcase dance skills
• Shots of hired 'fans' tryna get an autograph
• The chicken dance
• Horrible shots of the whole neighbourhood watching the video being filmed

You can find this from my yet to be released "101 Recipes For A 90's R'n'B Video"

I like silly...sometimes silly is good

I'm watching TV AND trying to do work [not a good combo right?] so my lengthy post about the past few days is on hold [as usual].

I saw this video and it cracked me up. Simple as [no time for my usual critique]

Put the issue of domestic abuse aside....most comedians joke about very sensitive issues that are offensive so please take that into consideration.

Domestic abuse = Bad

Silly parodies = Good

RIHANNA gets REVENGE on Chris Brown and BEATS HIS ASS!!!!!

The Mystery Woman in the Chris Brown Drama is......

HIS MANAGER!!!!

Yes, his 40 year-old manager, Tina Davis, has been named as the woman who sent him 'that' text message before Rhianna backhanded his lanky ass.

This isn't a shock to me, as there were previous rumours about the relationship between Chris Breezy and Davis a few years back. Erm, yes, these rumours were around the time he was SIXTEEN years old and she was...........OLD. Apparently, he was in 'love' with her but his mother, Joyce Hawkins, was not at all happy and wanted the whole thing to end before it got out in the media.

However, Brown and Davis denied the whole thing ever happened. I wonder what's going to happen now......if she is questioned in court, she will probably get done for statutory rape! She will probably lose her job managing the the pot of gold that is Chris Brown and humble herself listening to demos at her old Def Jam A&R job haha!

Read more on the story at MTV.com

[L-R: Davis, Brown and Tiny....I mean, Chris Brown's Mum ]

Just for the sake of it, here is a random video of some guy pretending to be Daddy Yankee prank calling Tina 'Cradle-snatching' Davis. I have a weakness for prank calls.....I haven't done one in a while actually....hmmmm...

This video is actually funny so listen to it all the way through to the end when he switches on her....

My favourite part: "Lemme talk to Usher.....F*** Chris Brown - that small time n***a", JOKES!

*I am* Hood and Laughing at Keri Hilson's stupidity.....don't EVER diss the force that is Beyonce

EXCLUSIVE: RHIANNA'S BEATEN FACE

My heart literally skipped a beat when I saw this. It seemed fun to joke about the Rhianna Vs Chris Brown issue but I'm sure that after this photo many of us will take a moment to think. Yes, Rhianna probably did provoke him to switch on her as Chris Brown looks like a weedy, little boy but for CB to do this to the woman he claims to 'love', displays a real problem. For someone that has admitted in previous interviews that he has witnessed his own father beat up his mother, this is not good. Chris Brown is just another sad case of the cycle repeating itself.

The one thing I really do not want to see is Rhianna on Oprah sobbing, 'I am so grateful for the support of my fans and the public. If it weren't for you guys I wouldn't have been able to re-release my new album *Rhianna wipes her tears clean to pose for the cameras* Good Girl Good Relationship Gone Bad Gone Police Station Gone Photographic Evidence Gone Platinum'.....out March 30th...'. Knowing her, she probably will use this to boost the album sales of Good Girl Gone Bad (that album she released three years ago).

On a serious note, I hope both of them recover for their own sake.