Amber Rose sings...?

Kanye's number one groupie, Amber Rose, gives the public a lil taster of her other 'talents'....

Don't give up your day job, Amber.....wait a minute....what IS your job again...?

Maybe if I lie very still, I'll be able to hear the security code on his Mastercard....

Kara: Okay kids, what's....unnatural, staged, exploitive, very bait and one big ole marketing ploy....?

Kids: Errm...Kanye West AND AMBER ROSE!?!

Kara: Yes but try again...

Kids: Amber Rose's bum bum?

Kara: Ooooh you're getting warmer...

Kids: Kanye's new advert WITH AMBER ROSE and her bum bum!!?!?

Teddy Riley: Yup, yup...


I mean c'mon....this is just a joke...she's a dyke on a bike and you're on her like a gayfish on a dish...this nursery rhyme is soooo boring even Amber fell asleep in your lap!! If I was crude I would say her falling asleep in your lap is symbollic....but hey! And you're oh-so concerned with zoolander-pouting ya don't even notice her horrible body language...tree-esque....and that grip you have on her arm probably reminds her of the grip she has on your dough while she dreams.....pointless rant over...and yet again more exposure for the LV Don.... what was this about, again....Oh yeah...his LV kickzzzzzzz..ZZZZzzzzzzz.....

*I am* Hood and Proper

YouTube Flash: Beyonce 'Videophone' Dance

Apparently, some of the dancers in this video are from Beyonce's tour so it's not just any old dancers on road. I thought it was a well made fan video but obviously Bee's dancers must really like this song to do a unofficial video for it!

Oh and AMBER ROSE makes an appearance in shades, a tutu and those red leggings, again!

Enjoy...

*I am* Not so fierce and Proper

Celeb Couples: Kanye West & Amber Rose

Do you remember seeing a golden nugget in Ludacris' video 'What Them Girls Like'? Did it look like this...

Well, then you are already familiar with Kanye's alleged new squeeze, Amber Rose. Very pretty isn't she?

Style wise, she looks cute with Kanye. I initially thought she was just a regular fashionista, however, I see famedigger traits as she recently did a magazine spread, topless (I was going to say 'nude' but it was straight up Men's mag type stuff so I won't give you the false impression that it was classy lol).

It's a shame she is a vide-ho...she looks like she shouldn't sell herself so short. Kanye seems to be giving her a fast track to super stardom so there must be more to her than this video cameo.

Although, we all know Kanye is going through some issues at the moment so lets hope we don't see a Rhianna Vs Chris Brown relapse, because if I'm honest...Amber looks like she could beat KANYE up!!! She looks a lil too fierce, a blogger commented that she looked like a 'light skinned Grace Jones'. Amber Rose....Grace Jones....both such sweet names right? Kinda sound like they should be at home, baking or something. LOL. That's the trick! Now Grace Jones is a fierce NO ONE wants to mess with. NO ONE. So be careful of this 'Amber Rose', Kanye.....she may be a rose but rose have thorns right..?

Note: What do you think about Kanye clashing denims in the photos above?

Is it me or is her shape up better than his......

*I am*: Apprehensive and Proper