Last week, whilst getting hairbands, last minute before I went out with my friends, I ran past the jewellery but something pulled me back.....the glint of a LONE armour ring in GOLD!!!!!!GOLD!!!!JUST ONE HANGING OUT WITH SOME RANDOM BRACELETS!?!?!...I snapped it up real quick [although it was an Xtra SMALL!?!?]- asked the sales assistant if it was new to which she replied:
"What is that? Yeah....it's new....more will come, more will come..."
Everyday since then I go in after work - I checked in stores ALL around London...NEW MY ASS!!! ALL the staff in all the stores didn't even know how I got the ring because none of their stores recieved them???!?!? SICK or WHAT....don't answer that...the photo below will do that for you ;) [I have just realised this program is not a 30min affair....it's ONE HOUR...I gotta hit tha sack...].
If any of you reading this are followers [that word is so cringey for me today....thesaurus.com time]....er, if you are 'returning readers', you will remember this post [which I have conveniently hyperlinked so you can read this sentence again and "go with the flow" <<<>
ohh but I think it was a return because this necklace is SOOOOOO five seasons back and there are some missing gems :(......I only managed to haggle a 10% deal after the woman said:
"I cannot sell....it's faulty so I will send theesss to warehouse..."
ERRR NAH!!!GIRRRRL *hood chick voice* YOU BETTA HAND ME MY CHAIN!!!!
I still cannot believe how this all happened...right place, at the right time, mine all mine, mine all mine.....
WHAT THE....Jerseylicious!?!?....why is this FAKE Jersey Shore being allowed on to our TV screens????