Maybe if I lie very still, I'll be able to hear the security code on his Mastercard....

Kara: Okay kids, what's....unnatural, staged, exploitive, very bait and one big ole marketing ploy....?

Kids: Errm...Kanye West AND AMBER ROSE!?!

Kara: Yes but try again...

Kids: Amber Rose's bum bum?

Kara: Ooooh you're getting warmer...

Kids: Kanye's new advert WITH AMBER ROSE and her bum bum!!?!?

Teddy Riley: Yup, yup...


I mean c'mon....this is just a joke...she's a dyke on a bike and you're on her like a gayfish on a dish...this nursery rhyme is soooo boring even Amber fell asleep in your lap!! If I was crude I would say her falling asleep in your lap is symbollic....but hey! And you're oh-so concerned with zoolander-pouting ya don't even notice her horrible body language...tree-esque....and that grip you have on her arm probably reminds her of the grip she has on your dough while she dreams.....pointless rant over...and yet again more exposure for the LV Don.... what was this about, again....Oh yeah...his LV kickzzzzzzz..ZZZZzzzzzzz.....

*I am* Hood and Proper

Richie x GaGa + BlackBook Cover

Well, well, well.....someone is looking kinda hot still!!! I have to admit even though she is swagga-jackin' Bee and Gaga in this shoot, this is the only time I have liked how Nicole Richie looks haha......shame she still aint had some o' that rice'n'chicken. My mum would fatten her up like Christmas turkey in one night if she ever came round looking like she just tore a drip right outta her arm.....

I'm off to souf and I am very tired from all the work I have been bangin' out....

Good Friday dinner at 11.30pm ...here I come!!!

*I am* Hood and Proper gonna knock that guy out when I see him.....loserrrrr lol!

Lord, please keep me strong!

This is old stuff but I'm posting it still-ios!

Cheap jacket for a fiver ['I got it for cheap']

Cheap material for under a fiver ['I got it for cheap']

Me happy cos I got stuff for cheap etc etc

I have already expressed my addiction to buying things and it's not a good one. I don't look at my bank statements either...they just stack up....each envelope half opened and half closed to show that 'I've tried'. I haven't. I just rely on the student loan to keep me afloat!

I'm doing well though...didn't buy anything in the past five days. I'm praying I keep strong - I haven't eaten chocolate either since Lent started!!!! HOW SICK AM I!lol!

[My face looked like Jason X...and it's long for photo retakes!]

I was really annoyed the other day because of the lack of people writing about Lady Gaga's subliminal messages through her crazy music so I did some proper research [ meaning: I clicked on the second page of google's serach results...]and found something!

Alas! Someone feels me! I will not post the blog because:

1 - It's a little TOO paranoid about the subjects of conspiracy/mind control/illuminati/free masons etc so in effect they end up controlling your way of thinking as you read the blog more.....

2 - I don't want people looking for such issues to end up linking back to my blog because all that stuff is toooooo dodgy!

3 - The blog's tendency to go overboard with its analysis may put you off the idea that we are being controlled as some of the points will seem 'ridiculous'.

What I do like about the blog is that they go in depth....REAL deep into the core of their subjects which shows a genuine passion. Their analysis on Lady Gaga was very interesting. I'm sure we all know what 'Poker Face' is about.....before Kid Cudi I knew very well what she was on about! However, it goes a little deeper than that line.......she ain't a dummy, trust me.

If you think her abstract dress sense is contrived, you are slightly right.....but if you think that of her persona...WRONG.....try using the 'constructed'....she probably reads a lot more than the amount of time she may insinuate that she gets poked. Either that or she sleeps in a lab.

I'm sorry for my ranting and no telling but I'm supposed to be working! I just had the urge to say this! I know it was all filler but I'm so sick of people like Lady Gaga trying to be 'smart'. You make catchy songs and are interesting to look at but you are not going to be the next Madonna...no one can be that desperate! Not even you, Gaga!

*I am* Hood and Proper on watching Scrubs

Shoots Willis and Leaves

"You just couldn't keep away could ya......you just had to sign in...."

Yes. I signed in. No. I couldn't keep away. And yes, I am ashamed of it [haha!].

Okay so I could keep this blog updated with funk-that sweet-that hood proper -gushy stuff cos at present my work consists of reading books about Hip Hop and Pop culture. I keep finidng out loadsa really interesting things but I will post these at the end of the month or I will never [ARGGHHHHH my eyes just saw the time......aww damn...i was only supposed to browse the net for a bit not an HOUR and a bit....curse my- erm no - how dare my wondering thoughts try and curse my eyes....stupid subconscious audible thoughts] yea .....[ermmm I will never...] leave uni if I don't try and cram/study for the next few weeks.

I confessed to a friend that as well writing journalistically [istically x 100]I wanted to write....academically [SHOCK HORROR] after reading these music/pop culture/karl marx books because I always feel the urge to blab on too much.....[as you can tell]....and you can't really blab in journalism. People get bored - no one hires you - you're boring. BUUUUUUT - when you write your own books n that so what if someone gets bored....you released a damn book didn't ya! You get instant credit AND cos no one hires ya... no one fires ya! SCORE! I'm sure there are some Marxist theories that no gives a damn about cos its so dry...but he probably knew this so he spent bare time writing crap for us losers [those at the Frankfurt school got patience!!] to sift through.....I likes that theory.....write bare crap then when you die someone will make your work better than it was.....this doesn't apply to rap music. Yes - everything I just said was a bunch of nonsense....I just miss writing on here and wanted to abuse this right.

OMGOSH - I have just finished writing a page of my dissertation on how New Kids On The Block RIPPED off black music [NKOTB - I still love you guys!!! I'm just writing bad stuff bout you cos I want a higher mark on my musical thesis!!] anywho.... whilst I read up about them I stumbled across this.....

Donnie Wahlberg has been in a lot of films, because he always randomly pops up somewhere and Ihave to rub my eyes and ask 'Why is Mark Wahlberg looking so OLD'.

Anyways.....this is gonna shock you but.....[drum solo from Travis Barker...drool]....DONNIE WAHLBERG PLAYED THAT CRAZY GUY IN SIXTH SENSE!!!!!!!
I'm still in shock......he is a VERY good actor.....all those roles Marky Mark gets should be given to the better Wahlberg.......

HEEEEEERES DONNIE!

Don't tell me I'm wrong because the film credits do say that the guy above is Donnie 'uh-oh oooo-oh , THE RIGHT STUFF!' Wahlberg

*I am* Contemplating kites and Proper....[I would never do that by the way :0) smiley face with a clown nose is much betta]